I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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