drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She bit a glass in half.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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