Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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