I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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