so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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