So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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