and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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