his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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