absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Randomize
