Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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