My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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