i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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