Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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