oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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