He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Jerry, you need to find god
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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