I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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