I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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