Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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