I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I have post one night stand depression
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