Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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