she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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