He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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