She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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