I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
