Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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