she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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