i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Randomize
