I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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