we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
