its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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