The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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