the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i think i have two assholes
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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