Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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