i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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