Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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