Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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