Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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