i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You ate ashes out of my bong
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He has the fingertips of a God
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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