im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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