And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
