I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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