All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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