They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
