PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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