i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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