I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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