why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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