I heard we made out
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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