Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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