your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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