Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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