on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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