My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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