I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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