Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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