yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize