That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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